WHITE PEOPLE, IT’S true: Real life black Zombies are out there. Sci-Fi movie fans were absolutely right in gearing up with weaponry, tactical web gear, a wide variety of cool as hell survival stuff that us straight guys dig so much — all for when the country gets over-run by Walking Dead Darkeys intent on munching our delectable White flesh. Oh, wait, that part has already started.
Seriously and for real: Natasha Hubbard (right), obviously a deranged black woman, attacked a baby in a stroller in LA’s toy district last week. The butt-ugly Negress reached down, unbuckled the baby from the stroller, swung the tot over her head and slammed him into a metal railing before the freaked mother managed to grab the child away and escape into a nearby store.
The Ghetto Zombie somehow told cops later on that she fully intended to break off the baby’s arms and eat them right on the spot. Thank God, the crazy black byatch didn’t just get through shoplifting a meat cleaver somewhere and hack off a limb. But even if she did, we still wouldn’t have heard one damn thing about it in the controlled mainstream media, since they reserve air time for non-stop coverage and documentaries about all us “Evil White people,” as usual.
But mother and child are reported fine, with minor scrapes and bruises. Zombie black woman was captured using rocket-propelled animal nets and immediately helo-lifted by Feds to the Center for Disease Control’s secret desert base for study by white jacketed science nerds — all hoping and praying this is the start of the BIG ZOMBIE EVENT they’ve been waiting all these years for [this last part didn’t happen, lol].
As for me, I don’t need to wait for some ridiculous biological vector as an excuse to break out my kinds of toys and give these types a little extreme “prejudice” right the hell now.
Now if I can just figure out what’s the best caliber to use for Ghetto Zombie control?!
— Phillip Marlowe