You Might Be a Kwan…


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What’s a “Kwan,” you ask? Let some fellow INCOG bastids explain it to you.

Greg: YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You believe ole Adolf Hitler gassed 6 million Jews.

Al Bundy is your hero.

You think Michelle Obama is one of the world’s most beautiful women.

You believe it is ok to be groped and molested at airports as long as it keeps America safe from terrorism.

You think pornography is art and a great way to spice up your sex life.

You take your family to the zoo, witness a nigger chimpout then tell your kids you’re glad the wild and dangerous animals are caged up and not running free in society.

You show signs of Jewmonic possession at the sight of a swastika.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF….

You’re eating cheetos and doritos while football is on the tv, rap music is blasting in the background, your computer is running hot from porn surfing, and you are trying to figure out why in the hell your penis has turned orange.

You stand when you hear the words: “Will the real slim shady please stand up.”

You believe “Rage Against the Machine” is really against “THE MAN!”

You can still rehearse word for word, Vanilla Ice’s – Ice Ice Baby.

When faced with a tough situation you ask yourself: “What would Martin Luther King do in this situation?”

You blame the pitbulls instead of Michael Vick.

You bitch about your weight while waiting in line at a Burger King drive thru.

You think Sasha Baron Cohen is hilarious.

You don’t have a problem with the fact that Adam Sandler has never made a movie without some type of queer material in it.

You miss Biggie and Tupac.

You feel guilty for being White.

You blindly drive into a tornado as if you didn’t even see it coming.

You believe Bush is really any worse than Obama.

You believe Obama just needs more time to get the mess Bush created, straightened out.

You believe “White oppression” is preventing Obama from straightening America out.

You make nig nog gang signs while taking pictures with friends.

Your ideal child or grandchild has nappy hair.

You are interested in seeing which female porn star will receive the “Anal Scene of the Year” award at the perverted Jew porn awards show.

You invite me to your “MANcave” to hang out with the fellas and the moment I make a politically incorrect statement you disappear and 5 minutes later your wife comes in and asks me to leave.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWANESS IF…

You never take a picture without your tongue sticking out of your mouth.

Your nude pics/videos are on the internet.

You are in a contest with your friend to see who can collect the most STDs from your interracial lust fetish.

You are aiming for the STD hall of fame due to your interracial lust fetish.

mchawe: YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

If you think the NATO attack on Libya was a HUMANITARIAN RESCUE MISSION.

Vox: YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You think that jets laying down a TIC-TAC-TOE grid across the sky (meanwhile other jets are only leaving contrails) are nothing but harmless ice crystals.

A disorganized bunch of clowns that were unable to even fly Cessnas, defeated the most sophisticated air defense system in the world and took box cutters and kerosene and brought down three buildings on 9/11 and punched a hole in the Pentagon because they hate us for our freedom.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

Your neighborhood has sidewalks on both sides of the street. However, the young African AmeriKwan youths always walk down the middle of the street and obstruct traffic. You don’t honk or shout for them to get out of the way. You patiently wait as they move to one side. Because A) You’re not a racist B) You don’t want any trouble C) Walking is good exercise for these African AmeriKwans – afterall if they’re not in your neighborhood they could get in to trouble or might get accosted by racists. D) It’s a free country.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

A group of African AmeriKwans assemble in your park’s basketball courts day after day. They’re not from your neighborhood. Progressively each day worsens, more trash, more loud music, more shouting obscenities, more fighting…. You never call the Poleese because A) You’re not a racist B) You don’t want any trouble C) Basketball is fun and it’s good exercise for these African AmeriKwans – afterall if they’re not in your neighborhood (trashing it) they could get in to trouble or might get accosted by racists.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You believe Jeebus was jewish and was killed by the Romans or maybe it was the Iranians (you get those two mixed up).

You believe Christian principles and methods of religious practice are WHACKO! but Jewish people have a proud and rich heritage. Their religious practices need to be preserved and protected because they are ageless and timeless.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You don’t see a problem with allowing your pre-teens and young teens to become obsessed with movies and Talmudvision shows themed on black magic, wicca, vampirism…. After all these shows are breaking down stupid taboos by bigoted Xtians regarding animal sacrifices and consuming and bathing in human blood. These shows have an important social message such as combatting bullying and often deal with complex teens issues such lesbian/gay/bi-sexual/transgender – these shows might actually help a teen to know when and how to come out of the closet and what’s the best lifestyle choice for them.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You believe Trayvon was a really neat kid that had a bright future. It wasn’t a bullet that killed him, it was White racism (his spirit was killed by racism long before his body was). He was an innocent. He just wanted to eat his skittles, drink his tea and play his music. If he had lived he would have done some cool things like cure cancer, had a bright future in the NFL, maybe found numbers 1001 – 2000 uses for the peanut, or maybe have been President of the JewSa.

Zimmerman was a White supremacist.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You see a nigger in a purple or neon green pimped out machine rolling down your street eyeballing all the houses. You’re not concerned “Oh he probably just has friends in the neighborhood.”

YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

You think Angelina Jolie is drop dead gorgoeous, Brad’s a real hunk. Adopting those AfriKwan babies is soooooo coool. You think Lady Gaga is really talented. Madonna still looks “hot hot hot”. You think Magic Johnson, Shaq and Tiger Woods are inspirational. Adam Sandler is hilarious, Julia Roberts is beautiful and is a really great actress and getting TMZ updates on your iDevice is too cool for words! You’re going to need to Tweet all this to your Kwanbook Friends.

YOU MIGHT BE A KWANESS IF…

You’re perusing the aisles of your local jew owned grocery chain. A AfriKwan DIVA Princess has the aisle blocked with her cart and in tow five AfriKwanlets. You remain the polite one “Excuse me”, nothing, “Excuse me”, nothing, a little louder this time “Excuse me”. Begrudgingly Kween Latifa moves her cart and says “That’s okay” to excuse you for the wrong you’ve committed and to let you know she’s taking the higher ground. Being the Kwan that you are you stop at one of the little male AfriKwanlets and try and continue stooping (your lack of spine necessitates this) “Well aren’t you a handsome young man? What’s your name?” semi-shouting in a typical undisciplined tone it says “MA NAYM KWANTELLE!” You say “What’s your name, honey?” “KWANTELLE, KWANTELLE!!” “Oh that’s a nice name. What do you want to be when you grow up Kwantelle?”

To which it replies:
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Kwantelle has a little sister. Her name is Kwaneesha. She’s five years old, is 5 foot 4 and weighs 345 lbs. She has Type II Diabetes and is going to be a “bootifull moovee staw sum dae”. Here’s Kwaneesha’s picture:
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CWD: YOU MIGHT BE A KWANESS IF…

You may have been a “Kwanette” if you never missed one episode of Oprah.

You may be a Kwanette if your hot little voluptuous 18 year old sees a AfriKwan
AmeriKwans and says “heez cute dwag.”

You may be a Kwanette if you are constantly saying “you go girl” or
“Hey girlfriend.”

More Kwanette lingo: “ahhh he is so fly.” you start every sentence and
end it with “Yo”

You are definitely a Kwanette if your stripper or Go Go job is just paying
your way through college, or so you say??? Male Kwan get excited until he
sees her get done with Mighty Joe Young in the back, doing couch or lap
dances, with this sweaty BEAST.

You are DEFINITELY a Kwanette if your son-law is a shine and he has a
record as long as your arm!

Bailey: YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF:

Your teenage sons and daughters are permitted to play that “nigger zone” shit that we just heard on that video Akira sent.

Same shit gonna be happenin’ here soon Akira, right here in the niggerized JewSA.

t bone: YOU MIGHT BE A KWAN IF…

If someone calls you a Kwan and you’re not insulted by it.

 

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285 Responses to You Might Be a Kwan…

  1. SBD TV says:

    If you love the TSA you’re a kwan………………………………………..[3,183]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spaVg5NboEg

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  2. bargain bob says:

    So Akira, where is your Nat. Soc. candidate? and if I remember correctly they were a jewish creation. Blues Bros. Show me a better candidate than Paul and I’ll vote for him!

  3. Bailey says:

    You might be a kwan if you let a group of nigger boys get away with this as you’re leaving a concert attended by 20,000 people, most of them white.

    http://cofcc.org/2012/05/teens-commit-five-brutal-mob-attacks-against-red-hot-chili-pepper-concert-goers/

    You’de think that bad ass chili pepper fans would have issued a nigger beat down ?

  4. Sabine Centurion says:

    The drug soaked, dick centric RHCP mooks can’t kiss ENOUGH jew or nigger ass.
    Their millions are KFC grease and jew jizz smeared and polluted.
    I’m hoping for ODs or Death By Nigger at their earliest convenience.
    Soon The Cleansing.
    No Prisoners
    No Mercy
    Victory or Death
    All we have to lose is EVERYTHING if we don’t ACT…PDQ.
    Individual Independent ACTION—NOW !
    Seig Heil…and DROP DEAD if you don’t like it.

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