HasbaRAT Control Operator #15689, reporting in.
Kwans… er, citizens of the brave new world… today, our fair and balanced HasbaRAT control center has released a startling new report from our top-notch, fact-finding commission of commissioners, completely verifying that INCOG MAN is THE MOST HATEFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.
As our caring, “rainbow” citizenry collectively gasps and sobbingly asks: How can such an evil person be allowed to live in our midst, to freely access the Internet with a copy of photoshop, to even breath and exhale warming greenhouse gases into Gai’s precious planetary atmosphere? Yes indeed, all this is sadly true. His hatred of the always-so-oppressed people of color, the forever holocausted hebrews, the tasteful homos and lovely bull dykes — or even the entire beseiged state of Israel, for that matter. It’s simply beyond comprehension one man could hate so many sweet and innocent people!
What shocked our rabbis… er, smart people… is that the INCOG MAN does not believe our PC bullshit! I mean really — after all the trillions we’ve spent, the fancy video equipment, editing software and satellite uplinks — all the expensive blond TV anchor babes, inane talk shows and, of course, our ever-so-brilliant Jewish opinion pundits. All of it has evidently failed to turn his White brain to porridge!
Photos have been uncovered that totally validates this report. Click continue to see for yourself. But please don’t, if you’re the sensitive and caring World citizen we so desire; you may not be able to handle the most despicable images ever seen — anywhere!
On casual fridays, you can usually find him hanging out in front of synagogues.
No day is ever complete unless he makes at least one little baby cry.
We think he was behind the first ever Nazi kitty videos on Youtube.
He’s thought to be the infamous “guerilla shitter,” plaguing the property of rich Jews everywhere.
We also suspect him of defacing major sporting events overnight with artfully applied grass-killing herbicides.
He’s always getting the homies worked up, so he can upload fresh TNB vids to his World Star Hip Hop account, “CogMaster Freaksta.”
He never has to wait long in lift lines at Jew York ski resorts.
Many expensive Bar Mitsvahs have been ruined by his last minute phone-ins to the caterer.
Attention-seeking Jew lawyers hold press conferences whenever they uncover something bad on him.
He says he likes doing yard work, but we all know what that means, don’t we?
Nerds working for the FEDS, ADL, and SPLC, hate his guts because they are always having to increase server capacity to keep up with surveillance.
Even Travis Bickle was laid back compared to him.
Don’t even think about breaking into his home.
He can only handle so much PC BS before he ends the conversation rather abruptly.
Quite a few people are still alive, simply because INCOG MAN wasn’t there at the time.
For some reason, he believes White people have been turned into guilt-tripping PC Zombies by Jew media.
He says it’s high time for some serious, American-style road rage.
INCOG’s own personal ride is specially equipped to take care of Negro demonstrations.
If you think he’s crazy, you should meet the women he’s known to sleep with.
It’s not the NWO we have to worry about, but visitors to his website!
Sure, you might think this is funny and all, but you’d better stop and think about what’s going down, fool.
They’re going to call you a “hater” no matter what, so you may as well go all out!
— INCOG MAN
INCOG MAN: “I’m a Lover Not a Hater!”
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