Nearby Gamma Ray Burster bakes planet • Nearby Supernova bakes planet • Massive solar flares bakes planet • Our own sun goes Supernova far too soon, bakes planet • Massive blackhole wanders in from deep space, swallows planet • Moon changes orbit, slams into planet • Windows 8 glitch triggers Global Thermonuclear War • Crazy-ass Hasidic Jews in air force launches ICBM attack on Muslims • Obama reveals he’s the anti-Christ, gets in huge knock down, drag-out fight with a newly returned baby Jesus • Obama gets impeached, Negroes chimp out • Negroes everywhere go ape to get it all without working • Huge, mickey mouse-shaped asteroid from solar system hits Earth • Bug-like aliens in another solar system hurl asteroids at us • Big comet hits Earth • Swarms of little comets hit earth • Strangelet/Ice-nine particle created in collider spreads uncontrollably • Rapidly reproducing oil-eating nanobots covers planet in gray goo • New lethal bird virus from Asia • New lethal monkey virus from Africa • New lethal artificial virus from the lab • New lethal virus from San Francisco’s Castro street • Jews release Goyim-targeted killer virus • New STD makes peckers fall off • Commie Jew coup d’etat on the West • Multicult media reverses self to spark race war • Freaky demons from Hell pour in through a gateway • Freaky inter-dimensional aliens pour in through a Galactic rift • Christ reveals self, goes on genocidal killing spree • Anti-Christ reveals self, goes on genocidal killing spree • Jew messiah reveals self, goes on genocidal killing spree • Muslim Dijil reveals self, goes on genocidal killing spree • Hidden reptilian overlords reveal themselves, go on genocidal killing spree • Totally ugly colonizing aliens land and go on genocidal killing spree • Expanding blackhole created by scientists in a collider eats up planet • Magnetic pole shift sends continental plates crashing • Massive global earthquakes • Predatory dinosaurs resurrected from fossil DNA • Yosemite super volcano erupts, barbeques planet • Giant tsunamis from collapsing island in the Azores drown everyone • Giant tsunamis from undersea earthquakes drown everyone • HAARP broadcasts suicidal messages • HAARP weather war with China and/or Russia • HAARP earthquake war with China and/or Russia • Earth’s magnetic shield comes to a halt • Global warming turns out to be all too true • Global freezing turns out to be all too true • Melting methane deposits on continental shelf releases tons of C02 • New Ice Age occurs overnight • Hidden aliens discovered re-engineering Earth’s climate using chemtrails • Hidden government plot to genocide billions discovered behind chemtrails • Hidden Jews discovered behind chemtrails poisoning plot • Hidden Negroes in CIA discovered behind crack cocaine spraying plot • Hidden aliens discovered terraforming Earth’s climate to make it hotter • Aliens enslave us to build a Death Star in space • Genetically modified crops discovered to kill people in months • Genetically modified crops discovered to sterilize people • Talmudic Jew-created Golum monster goes on genocidal Goyim killing spree • Mortgage-backed derivatives destroy world economy for good • Wall Street insiders destroy world economy for good • Inflation goes haywire • Deflation goes haywire • Jews destroy economy so all Goyims starve • Mutant monsters created in secret lab on Plum island, NY start eating people • Virtually unkillable silicon-based alien monsters invade • Bizarre Japanese religious cult releases nerve gas into jet stream • Bizarre American religious cult releases nerve gas into jet stream • Bizarre Jew religious cult releases nerve gas into Jet stream • Bizarre Jamaican religious cult releases marijuana gas into Jet stream • Bizarre California hippie cult releases LSD gas into Jet stream • Positronic robots take over to save humans from ourselves • Muslims invade • Hindus invade • Vatican Swiss guards invade • Cargo cult Negroes invade • Albino Jesuit monks invade • African Killer Bee population explodes • Feral pig population explodes • Norwegian rat population explodes • Large predatory chipmunks evolve • Giant killer ants evolve • Airborne flesh-eating bacteria evolve • Prion virus discovered through-out cattle industry • Everyone starts flopping around from mad cow disease • Nazi UFOs from Antarctica takes over planet • Nazi UFOs from the moon takes over planet • Nazi UFO’s from the past takes over planet • Nazi UFO’s from the future takes over planet • Planet X shows up, throws Earth’s orbit into deep space • Mayan Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Inca Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Viking Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Greek Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Roman Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Druid Gods return to Earth and slay everyone • Vatican Catholics take over world • Albino Opus Dei wack-jobs take over world • Freaky Freemasons take over world • Rogue missile submarine crew launches ICBMs, sparks WWIII • Rogue missile silo crew launches ICBMs, sparks WWIII • Rogue bomber crew drops nukes, sparks WWIII • Massive new volcano field erupts across Siberia • Ozone layer disappears, we all go blind and get skin cancer • Zombie virus resurrects dead people who try to bite us • Satan escapes Hell • Stalin escapes Hell • Michael Jackson escapes Hell • European collider creates rapidly expanding Higgs Boson cloud • American collider creates rapidly expanding anti-matter cloud • CERN collider destroys space/time continuum • Intelligent machine space cube enters Earth orbit to destroy carbon-based life • Human-spawned artificial intelligence takes over entire planet • Cell phone batteries start exploding next to people’s heads • Cell phones and towers give everyone brain cancer • Cell phone towers broadcast suicidal messages from the government • TV broadcasts subliminal suicidal messages from Illuminati • Jews digging tunnel in Jerusalem hit giant water aquifer and flood entire planet • Israel attacks Iran, China attacks us and we attack everyone • Russians detonates secret doomsday megabomb and ignites atmosphere • Unknown parties explode Electro-Magnetic Pulse weapons in atmosphere • Mirror-image Earth crosses dimensions and blows us up on contact • Bubonic plague makes a big comeback • SARS virus makes a big comeback • New STD evolves that kills you while “doing it” • Flouride in water supply turns all men into flaming faggots • Expired prescription drugs in water supply turns us all into sterile lunatics • Women fail to conceive • Guys can’t get it up • Honey bees die off • Birds attack us everywhere • Animals and insects attack us on sight • Dogs and cats start living together • Something real big and freaky happens no one has foreseen • God, or whatever intergalactic overlord intelligence there is, finally gets sick of the bull and vomits violently all over the planet.
Did I miss anything?
NOTE: On December 22nd, all of us will still be here. Birds will be chirping, twits will be tweeting and bears will go on crapping in the woods. You’ll be hung-over and late for work (if you got a job), because you got stinking drunk at that end-of-the-world party yesterday and used the whole end-times business to have cheap sex with any scared woman you could bamboozle.
However, that doesn’t mean something big isn’t going down. You would have to be as dumb as an iron wedge not to suspect we’re headed towards some really bad doo doo in the near future. Like what?
What bunch has the means and motives — as well as having real historical evidence of them plotting as a race to take over the planet — wanting to kill and/or enslave us all? The Talmudic Jew, that’s who. Or more accurately, the supremacist, Ashkenazi KHAZARS, who tell us they are the Israelites of the Bible, but are not and never have been. It’s the biggest effed-up twist in all history!
These self-centered mothers have long convinced themselves that God has “Chosen” them and that the entire GD planet has always belonged to the Jewish race. Now they have serious financial and media power in the West and are quite obviously working to meet these long desired Globalist ambitions– and will stop at nothing destroying White, European Gentiles and Christians before we finally get it.
They know that to fully complete this diabolical “Agenda,” they must turn the White, non-Jewish race, into a spat-upon, powerless minority in our own lands. They realized long ago that our race had the only real potential at putting the brakes to their devious designs of global domination. That’s why Hitler and the Nazis had to go down — Germany was proving way too successful without the Jews.
This war cost tens of millions of lives. The next episode of Jewish Globalist chicanery may end up costing billions.
If you pay attention to current events and look into the suppressed history of the last century or so, you’ll see this has really been the case. Everything else may or may not happen — as if we could do all that much to stop it to begin with.
— Phillip Marlowe