IDEA © COPYRIGHT 2018 by Phillip Marlowe (INCOG MAN)
You know how we got all these problems with illegals and the “poor little kiddies” being held in detention? Most of them were working as cover for drug mules smuggling in drugs, or sent alone by parents from places like Guacamole and El Save-a-homo or whatever they call their stinking shithole countries; to take clever advantage of Obama’s asylum loopholes for Mestizo children — a direct assault on born and bred American citizens. And not just us evil Whites, either.*
Well, I got a simple solution for this ridiculous border business to begin with. OK, I know people are going to say, “that’ll never work, wacko boy.” Damn if it won’t work — I put my name on it up in the headline. Just follow along with me on the details.
Build NEGATIVE fence bubbles here and there. Say what? Yep, construct sections in the wall going INSIDE our territory. Put in a large door or powered gate on the far back-end. Herd the illegals through the gate and close it behind them. The illegals will have no other choice but to go back into jolly old MEHICO to deal with their own sad sack situation, or camp out right there. Maybe they’ll get some smarts and fix their own lands for a change. Capiche?
Sure, you’re going to have a few problems at first with those who refuse to leave the semi-enclosure. That will only last a little while until they get it that we’re being serious as hell. Of course to do this, we need to keep the area free of lefty media people, or as I call them: Traitors. The Illegal Aliens will have no choice but to beat a quick path back home, or simply starve to death IN SITU (“on the spot”). Make the area uncomfortable: Spread out sand mixed in with cow dung that gets hot and stinky during the day. Play extremely loud Gringo music from speakers on the side — Say Julie Andrews singing “Sound of Music” songs? That’ll drive those spics insane!
Doesn’t have to be a lot. Build a 20′ foot high double chain link fence, going back about 100 yards into America territory, with the end of it about 50 yards wide and then going back to the border another 100 yards. A rectangular bubble if you will.
Chain link fencing is cheap and easy to erect — with plenty of designs to choose from for the exit gate. Electronic motors will make it easy to control from a central OP area. Plus, the whole thing will be relatively easy to disassemble and transportable to another location, if necessary to match illegal movement patterns — should they try to outwit Border agents and militia.
String razor wire along the top, run rolls of concertina down at the base and a few sandbagged 50 caliber machine gun nests around, too, if you want to look cool. Station a couple of quad Ma Deuces on mounted tracks to really keep Mexican drug cartels and idiot US liberals at bay!
The large interior area will technically still be US territory. It will open up on Mexico on one side so they will have only two choices: Camp out right there in their own filth or simply move on. As long as the wind is right, we could also install large fan units mounted on trailors to disperse thinned out noxious crowd control gases to make it uncomfortable to stay long.
To pay for it all, take a small percentage out of the illegal’s wire transfers to Mexico. This would be easy to zoom in on (banks know exactly how to do it). For every dollar they send south, take five cents — I promise it will pay for the whole thing and more.
Give them enough pesos to buy a third class train ticket on the other side. It will be better than riding on top of the cars, like how they got here. Sure, you’re going to have criminals on the other side ripping them off, but that’s not our problem. They made the choice to break our laws, so their fate is completely in God’s hands. Sorry to be the hard ass.
I just don’t want to see America turned into a seething cauldron of 600 million plus criminal Third Worlders cutting people’s heads off with chain saws and hanging tortured corpses from highway overpasses to send a message to the other cartels. Call me a big racist, I don’t give a flying carumba any longer.
You don’t even have to build concentration camps to hold them all that long. You can transport them directly from where they were apprehended (including all “sanctuary cities”) straight to the nearest “INCOG Deportation Bubble™” where they are given enough medical attention for desert dehydration issues and a cold shower. Pregnant women are also deported (birthright citizenships from the Clinton years on are retroactively revoked).
Drug mules are also sent back, sans backpack of dope. We can hot brand such criminals right on the forehead with some kind of Anglo symbol that enrages spics over there. Say the dollar sign, or maybe a graphic logo of a hand shooting the bird?
Give the illegals a bag of stale nacho chips and a plastic gallon milk jug of plain old tap water and the few pesos for a train ticket. Hang it around their necks as we herd them out through the gate.
Those who behave well, we’ll give them a free Taco Bell big box Chalupa meal, along with a large Pepsi and a straw (Taco Bell doesn’t sell Coke products since Pepsi owns them) — just as long as they can say “pretty please with sugar on top, guvnor” in Cockney accent English. Or just give it to them if they GTFO.
INCOG MAN is a man of action and ideas. Sure, I may have a warped sense of humor, but so what? I should hope Trump appreciates my out-of-the box thinking and makes a HUGE donation to my site. Or at least one of his secret Rooskie cohorts.
I promise not to spend it on Mexican beer and hot señoritas. OK, maybe a little.
*Mestizos think we’re all soft in the head gringos — who they can take full advantage of thanks to liberal idiots and democrats over here. Less than 2000 children were separated from those who claimed they were parents by Trump’s “ZERO TOLERANCE” enforcement of existing laws. Most of these “kiddies” actually came here on their own and the detention centers are a paradise compared to home. Plus, children are removed from parents everyday in the US simply by committing crimes that end them up in jail. The leftist media is purposefully jerking the emotions of Americans in furtherance of cheap whore democrat politics. This is a manufactured issue.