By Phillip Marlowe (the INCOG MAN)
When I was in high school many moons ago, I took Spanish classes. I pretty much sucked. But I tried. The teacher was this older lady from Cuba. I remember one day the black kids giving her hell, so I stood up for her (blacks wouldn’t ef with me). I could see she totally appreciated it. That was good, since I needed all the help I could get.
She came over here to Estados Unidos right after Castro took over and came out as a commie. This was when his minions started executing people left and right. I used to stay over after class to get extra help with my lessons. I remember asking about Cuba. She said a family member was executed by Che Guevara himself (right).
Reading about this Cuban revolution business later on, I found out Che Guevara was about the most mean commie bastard you could possibly imagine. Once he put a .45 bullet into a little kid’s head and bragged about how it almost took the poor kid’s head off. He had thousands executed and sentenced homos to hard labor in hot sugar cane fields just for being homo.
Leftys made him out like he was such a big hero — just because of some iconic photo that looked cool in high contrast on t-shirts and dorm room posters so they could act like they were all tough and “against the man” pseudo revolutionaries. Total BS. Leftys are embarrassingly pretentious little fools.